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FEATURED ENGRISH ITEM: Hello Panda Snacks


"Hello Panda - Tasty biscuits with cream filling"

REVIEW: Disgusting little pockets of spooge.
Thin, crunchy biscuits that "pop" in your mouth.



Kabaya Chocolate Finger Snacks.
100% real fingers... The bones make them crunchy.



Asplir Cosmetics.
Is this an ass-hair depilatory?



Look Blueberry Cheesecake Chocolate.
Now that's a friggin' winning combination!



Whoop Ass Energy Drink.
Jones Soda Co. looking to Japan for sick ideas.



Ganache Chocolate Snack.

"Swiss alpine ganache topped cookie chocolate"
The Japanese love to use French nonsense on their products as well.


Refresh to TJE Index


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